Well i haven't updated this POS in awhile but i decided....i need to....life has been going amazing......WPA even tho it was a couple weeks back figure i might as well put out.........

Thanks to that Beautiful babe on the right (and the tight group) i had one of the best times a my life that sat night.....

so....since then i had the best V-D (haha vd get it....) ever.....(first time i've actually ever liked it).....Lauren the best girlfriend ever made it awesome...especially with the pink HIPPO (haha even tho im ignorant and its a frog...) the boxers n cookies are also very sexy....and the card haha Jay n JP liked it too... thanks babe...

Life is going damn good......don't see how it could get much better.....maybe if my chem teacher wasn't such a bia.....and if steven tylers mouth shrunk (haha.....hes on vh1..) maybe he'd stop eating children......HA

Well....hope you all are doing kickass

So ne wayz its been about a month since i updated this thing n too much has happened to remember and i have a long shitty/funny(for other people/piss me off story to tell

So i got this in here so noone asks me what happened to my truck or the civic (for the time being) i gotta tell how this happened

first i oughta show the pictures and explain the fucking 1/1000 chance of an "wreck" more like a 21 year old pick up that needs more sensitive gas and brake pedals and new brake pads but before i explain how i got my rear bumper stuck in the rum wheel of the civic i'll show the pictures......

thats the f'd up side

that is the right which is the sexy side

n here is a little bit a damage on my truck that is a fucking BEAST n takes hits like nothing...so is the civic tho it got stuck n i thought it was the curb to the garage and kept gasing it to the point were it could have ripped the wheel rum off.........luckily it hooked it just right that it moved with the truck back n forth.

yeah so then elliot with the little "engine that could/green bean" truck came over cause i figured he'd help me out of ne situation came over n he had to be purpendicular to my car because the bumper was stuck IN the wheel rum the chance of this was like so low i can't believe it happed......and we had to try for like 10 minutes to get it out.....it was fucking crazy i shoulda taken a picture of it stuck together....i know someone probably thinks i could have pulled it out, but the garage was to my left and the car to my right, when i went foward it got stuck and backward would have broke the axels....

But that was today but it wasnt that bad of a day other then my mom freakin out.....dunno i felt pretty calm its just a car its not like a hit someone..

on to better things

i want it to be football season again......football is the best sport in the world....and rugby..

cheerball thing was pretty sweet (brice's suit was tight like all goldish)

lol also over at danny's we put a whip cream penis on robbie's back.....i'm a kickass artist.....haha....it was a year and a half past the expiration date....so it turned yellow after 30seconds out of the bottle n just was like liquid it was sick.....funny as hell tho.

Here is jp jacking robbie off......

haha i dunno if ne one has seen jackass but in one of the episodes they "antique" people but its with flour but thatd be messy as hell......so i thought it'd be funny to antique joey with peanut butter.....but since everything in dannys house is never used it was kinda liquidy even after we mixed it.....so i ended up smearing it over his face while he was sleeping and it got EVERYWHERE....carpet, sleeping bag, his shirt, his nose, his hair.......then he came down n called us dicks.....

LOL this shit is SICK if you ever get bored u gotta see some of the shit that is at this site it popped up while me elliot and alex were playing Blitz.....n the sick bastards went to it......

Tyler at Kelsey's party

lol i thought this one was funny up at taco bell

course these women were with us  haha they're prob ganna get mad at me for puttin that in here

and course can't forget the good ol' JV sign....let alone how gay ne one else thought it was lol.

ne wayz hope everyone is having a good time/life

and a good winter break,

 i getta go to

 take a guess....

Later

And merry christmas cause i won't prob update this thing for like another month and a half

......friday night me jay n jp went to lauras after doin some other stuff including gettin these homosexual cheerleading outfits

ne wayz this isnt ganna be that long saturday was prob one of the most eventful and best nights in my life.....other than my finger almost breaking

haha i got one more

lol these two are couple of my BEST friends cause i know nobody else would do this shit....lol

There is another pic, but this seems gay enough...

I hope everyone had a REALLY kickass halloween weekend

Cause mine was...bitches..

i also f'd up my finger on sat night football.....

that is my left middle finger

 and thats my right.....if i push down on the nail it almost pops out cause when i tackled coop the cuticle got torn back n the nail is dead......i just thought it was sick as hell n i should show people .....

shit almost made me pass out...

LATER

haha me jay jp n a few other guys got bored few weeks ago and decided to do a bunch of random shit, but before that we took pictures of danny's gangster cat

Our duby for Stimp (it's magazine paper.....i think?)

Stimpy questioning if he wants to smoke the J

Stimp gettin rdy to take a puff

Pimped mofo talkin on his CELL

Stimps a pimp

Kovach in a "special outfit".....dahl and alex and Kautz in the back playing mario cart not paying attention to the drag queen....

Kovach having sex with the doorway

Kenzie is super nice to alex and me and made us no-bake cookies

Uh shoulda took a pic of one of the people in the haunted houses......

Ne wayz 3 day weekend im excited

I got one more thing you know what really pisses me off if you've ever been in a mall (i fucking hate it) and u walk by abercrombie...i'm sorry but if you buy those jeans with the holes in em that are like 50-70 bucks u need to shoot yourself cause they don't keep you warm and they are fucking torn!!!

if you bought em for like 10-15 bucks MAYBE 20 i could understand....but any more and your autistic

I also fucking hate how they make all pants for short fat dudes it took me 2 hours to find jeans that fit me and i had to leave and go to some store outside of the mall like big n tall er sheplars cause all of  em went to my damn ankles and when i sat down they came up past my shin.........it makes sense why its a stero-type that shopping for a guy makes you a homosexual.....i fucking hate it....less its a girl trying on stuff then its okay.......

one more thing is those damn dressing rooms i don't give a shit if someone walked in on me when i was bareass as long as i didn't have to wait an hour or walk across the store to get someone to unlock it.....

Lifes good....

Fantastic

Ne wayz i got some pics off my phone that i wanted to see if it worked nice...for bout a 300+ phone better work good .

See this right there ^ best fourth of July of my LIFE......bottle rockets and magnum shots flying around everyone some dude up the street pulled out a mortar rocket launcher......shot it right behind some kids head it was HUGE....

   Jess is a fool prob never forget working there there were some kickass people there and hot women like Molly..

 Me n Alex got bored......its my backround case ne ones seen my phone which all my friends have....Taco Bell...mmmmm

Also from 4th of July lol it was sweet and that is Evan's titty lighter......The navigator whooped big red's ASS.

This pot smoking hippie STV....I think this was either at Mary, Maddy's, or Kelsey's?

Also this crazy ass stoner....haha this pic is great.

These pimps at football camp....Me n Freshy QB Fanch had the hang out room...... played poker and shit with botteron and joey next door till 1am.....football camp kicked ass.....Joey just got his cast off after punching that pool wall that'll help out the sophomores.....Hes a beast....obviously who breaks their hand on a pool wall?

JV is now 3-0

Soph 2-1

 Me passed out in Alex's basement..... I think some girl grabbed my phone and thought this was funny.......that night was fun .

Ne wayz hope this works by the way we got a JV game next friday not sure what time, but you oughta come prob be at on South's Varsity field.... We'll see, but its against West and i wanna destroy em.

Hope everybodys doing good peace.